Who Wants To Get HIRED!??!

In a very, very lame attempt to make a promotional video stressing the importance of how to win over clients and get them to sign the dotted line for that new Chevrolet they have been pining for, the automotive giant forgot that adding some excitement and decent actors would go a long way toward making it watchable. As it is, HIRED! is a brutally poor attempt to make a short film for car dealers, but luckily the boys on the SOL are there to pick up the slack. Click here won’t you?

Warrior of the Lost World

If you are in the mood for a horribly bad 1980s sci-fi flick about a dude who can hardly enunciate his words and has the lamest and most annoying “side kick” motorcycle in the biz, then Warrior of the Lost World is the movie you want to see.  All through this movie, all I could think of were ways to kill that motorcycle in new and inventive ways. Like luring it into a cabin with the promise of an oil change and then beating it with a lead pipe. After I beat it to my liking, I would then strip it of all of the guns and body cladding and then rev it until the engine exploded while it tried to plead for it’s life. BWA HAHAHAHA. That’s what I would do. Watch this clip!

Happy Birthday Joel!

Today is Joel Hodgson’s birthday and I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to him for creating Mystery Science Theater 3000.Thanks for all the great shows and laughs Joel!

Have You Ever Seen A Puma Fly?

OF COURSE NOT!!! And this is because they can’t. And shouldn’t. Here is the clip for all of those out there who want to laugh at Puma Man attempting to fly. Clickity, clickity.

Look Kids, It’s Jet Jaguar and His Awesome Song!

Here is the infamous Jet Jaguar song and the lyrics to it, as translated by our favorite pals on the Satellite of Love. Click and enjoy.

Oh, Canada?

I have no real thoughts on most of Canada, but everyone knows they are super easy to make fun of. In recognition of the Olympics taking place up there, here then, for your enjoyment, is the always popular and hilariously mean Canada Song, as sung by the residents of the greatest Satellite of Love that ever roamed the skies. Click for Canada.

You Want Waterskiing? I’ll Show You Waterskiing!

Really, what more could you ask for? Linky-poo.

Valentines Schmalentines!

As most people can attest to, yesterday was Valentine’s Day. Thanks to the corporate overlords known as Hallmark and Disney, people are now forced to run out and buy things that are covered in pink, red and gushy, feely crap. However, if things were just a bit more like the Bitter Sweethearts Joel invented on the SOL, the world would be a much better place. Click the link and skip to 5:13 to see what I mean.

Magic Mushrooms

In the wide, wild world of MST3K, there are not too many instances of people seeing mushrooms talk to them. But that gets thrown out the window once you bring up the movie “Jack Frost.” Why would someone randomly turn into a mushroom? Who the hell knows, but it makes for an interesting few minutes of riffing by my favorite pals on the Satellite of Love. All I can say of this clip is that when the Russians and the Finnish get together, there is some hard core weird ass stuff about to happen. Click to watch Father Mushroom play hide and seek with a very blond and pale weirdo.

My Amazon Wish List

Here are some random things that have to do with MST3K that are on Amazon, and that I want.

Volume 5: Need this because it contains some great movies. Not only does it have Time Chasers (one of my all time faves and destined to become a classic), it also contains a hidden gem in Boggy Creek II. Apparently, Boggy Creek I was just a little too high brow for The Mads to send up the umbilicus.

Volume 10.2: Simply put, this contains the film Giant Spider Invasion. Go Packers! Woo, Packers won the Super Bowl! Also, Volume 10.2 contains The Giant Gila Monster, whereas Volume 10 contains Godzilla vs. Megalon instead. Just as an FYI for ya’ll.

Lastly, this poster from the movie. MST3K: The Movie poster, would complete my geeky, nerdy life and make me smile whenever I laid mine eyes upon it. If only I could get it signed as well.