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Oh, Mitchell

There are, of course, many gross and icky movies that have been skewered by the boys on the SOL. But for as many gross movies as there are, there are also simply gross actors. One of those actors that MST3K, and Mike especially, loves to pick on is Joe Don Baker. In his movie “Mitchell,” he plays a loner cop who is greasy, fat, drunk, sloppy and generally bad at everything he does. Now you can fully experience some of the best scenes in this epic cop film by simply clicking this little linky.

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March 2, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Soooooooooooooooooultakerrrrrrrrrrrr

Soultaker is the story of a youth who runs his car into a tree and his friends, who are now souls, must travel around the town to get back to being fully alive because they really just don’t feel like being dead yet. This movie features mullets, bad acting and Joe Estevez as the taker of souls. Yeah, he’s pretty much a badass like always.  Click as always.

February 26, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Werewolf Song

I’m a sucker for a good song or two and the boys at MST3K never seem to disappoint. During the end credits of the very good movie, Werewolf (with Joe Estevez) they boys come up with a whole bunch of great song riffs based on the music over the credits. Laugh away Msties with this awesome clip.

February 25, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Old Timer Billy Slater’s Junior Rodeo Daredevils

Riding and roping and hogtying and hootin and a’ holleran are just the sort of things you’d expect from a rodeo. And when you throw in old timer Billy Slater, well, you get a little bit of magic. Take a seat and just watch these little daredevils for the next nine minutes. You are guaranteed to get a kick out of them. Click for YEEHAAAAAAAAAW!

February 24, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Who Wants To Get HIRED!??!

In a very, very lame attempt to make a promotional video stressing the importance of how to win over clients and get them to sign the dotted line for that new Chevrolet they have been pining for, the automotive giant forgot that adding some excitement and decent actors would go a long way toward making it watchable. As it is, HIRED! is a brutally poor attempt to make a short film for car dealers, but luckily the boys on the SOL are there to pick up the slack. Click here won’t you?

February 23, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Warrior of the Lost World

If you are in the mood for a horribly bad 1980s sci-fi flick about a dude who can hardly enunciate his words and has the lamest and most annoying “side kick” motorcycle in the biz, then Warrior of the Lost World is the movie you want to see.  All through this movie, all I could think of were ways to kill that motorcycle in new and inventive ways. Like luring it into a cabin with the promise of an oil change and then beating it with a lead pipe. After I beat it to my liking, I would then strip it of all of the guns and body cladding and then rev it until the engine exploded while it tried to plead for it’s life. BWA HAHAHAHA. That’s what I would do. Watch this clip!

February 22, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Happy Birthday Joel!

Today is Joel Hodgson’s birthday and I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to him for creating Mystery Science Theater 3000.Thanks for all the great shows and laughs Joel!

February 20, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Have You Ever Seen A Puma Fly?

OF COURSE NOT!!! And this is because they can’t. And shouldn’t. Here is the clip for all of those out there who want to laugh at Puma Man attempting to fly. Clickity, clickity.

February 19, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Look Kids, It’s Jet Jaguar and His Awesome Song!

Here is the infamous Jet Jaguar song and the lyrics to it, as translated by our favorite pals on the Satellite of Love. Click and enjoy.

February 18, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Oh, Canada?

I have no real thoughts on most of Canada, but everyone knows they are super easy to make fun of. In recognition of the Olympics taking place up there, here then, for your enjoyment, is the always popular and hilariously mean Canada Song, as sung by the residents of the greatest Satellite of Love that ever roamed the skies. Click for Canada.

February 17, 2010 Posted by | MST3K, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments